16 Funny Detention Slips

I feel like most of these reasons for detention would be highly unlikely to occur prior to the dawn of the World Wide Web. So, thank you, Internet!

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21 Responses to 16 Funny Detention Slips

  1. Ashutosh says:

    You posted “hammer of justice” twice

  2. Namida says:

    LOL @ the last one

  3. Shannon says:

    The foxfire one. oh my
    god ahahaha

  4. Sir Laughs a Lot says:

    Teachers lick balls!

  5. Tom says:

    Nice collection but numbers 4 and 10 are the same.

  6. Jackie says:

    Some of the reasons these teachers gave are just ridiculous. Detention b/c he’s using firefox? Really?

    • Della Goodridge says:

      As a teacher one is forced to write these poe-faced reasons on a detention slip [entirely tongue in cheek] because we are not allowed to write ‘f***ing psychopath’ on them! Got to admire the boy who challenged the ’1km longer then a mile’ teacher though. Go well-educated child!

      • Della Goodridge says:

        or even ‘longer than a mile’. Sorry!

        • Della Goodridge says:

          I was being facetious by the way. I know the teacher was right even if the teacher didn’t.

          • Anonymous says:

            no the teacher was completely WRONG. he had his ego bruised and punished a student for correcting him and not just accepting his lesson. isnt that the basis of trying to acquire and futher your knowledge by not just accepting everything but by questioning everything?

  7. Anonymous says:

    For the nr.13 I would look into switching schools. That’s just depressing :/

  8. chris says:

    i guess if he had drawn a ‘small penis on whiteboard’ he would have only had to write lines.

  9. Anonymous says:

    How did that kid convince the teacher they were right? A kilometer IS longer than a fuckin mile! wtf!

    • Anonymous says:

      1 kilometer = 0.6 miles

      • Anonymous says:

        goddamnit…this is what happens when teachers are too stupid to know what kind of nonsense they’re teaching people. people get fallacious knowledge installed in their brains. i bet they just look at something saying that 1 mile = 1.6 kilometers and assume the larger number = the greater measurement of length.. because this is definitely something i was taught as well. at least i’m minutely less idiotic now lmfao

  10. Peter Welliver says:

    ‘Calling a teacher a muggle’ – could be a detentionable offence at Hogwarts.

  11. Anonymous says:

    I feel like a nerd for getting the paladin reference… sigh.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Lol, I live about 20 minutes from Newville, PA (the Big Spring detention slip). It’s so funny to read the description because that school district is known for teachers who, I swear, only have a 4th grade education themselves.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Im sure when the kid who got hit with the bible got home his mom was like “how was school” and he was like “well I got beat up by Jesus “

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