All of these very funny people have less than 10,000 followers. Help rectify this vicious, intolerable Internet crime and FOLLOW THEM ALL RIGHT NOW…
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5) 27, surprisingly
— regluar name (@hippieswordfish) October 12, 2014
2. @ElleOhHell
I'll bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like "Damn, that name's way cooler."
— Elle Oh Hell plus several ellipses……………. (@ElleOhHell) May 1, 2014
at first the illuminati pretended 9/11 wasnt an inside job but one day they got sloppy. accidentally printed a bunch of clues on the money
— KING RAINHEAD (@KingRainhead) February 22, 2014
[White House]
Any ideas on how to defeat ISIS?
*Biden excitedly raises hand*
Besides assembling the Avengers.
*Biden dejectedly lowers hand*— Brandon the Cow (@Brampersandon_) September 18, 2014
[Describing criminal to police sketch artist]
This is all wrong. First of all, he wasn’t a drawing.— what are you grateful for let's go around the room (@somelightcrying) September 2, 2014
6. @pharmasean
I may be dating myself here but: would I like some more wine? Yes please. I am very pretty. May I take off our bra? Yes we am a naughty boy
— warren christmas (@pharmasean) March 19, 2014
"Son you're just not cut out to be a mime."
"Is it something I said?"
"Yes."— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) September 27, 2014
Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
— The Walking Marbles (@maebemarbles) May 12, 2014
9. @philyuck
https://twitter.com/philyuck/status/530021087707271168
10. @DillDoes
Im here to kick ass and give names
"Don't you mean-"
*punches him*
Shut up Keith. You're Keith now.— dead acct (@DillDoes) June 19, 2014
11. @Laser_Cat
Sorry, grandma. You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now.
— Lazer Cat (@Laser_Cat) October 21, 2014
12. @justabloodygame
*Doorbell rings*
*it's a regular kid*
"Trick or treat!"
…and what are you supposed to be?
*removes face, revealing an unending void*
HUMAN— Glenn Loury 2.0 (@justabloodygame) October 29, 2014
13. @BeardSpice
"WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA
one room
"SUCH A LOVELY PLACE
okay
"SUCH A LOVELY FACE
can you just
"PLENTY OF ROOM AT THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA— BeardSpice (@BeardSpice) September 24, 2014
14. @sad_tree
"It's 2014, where are the hover boards!?"
The well nourished man said into his phone watch while walking down the street w/ polio free legs— joseph turkey (@sad_tree) October 6, 2014
15. @Jennuflect
[At Neiman Marcus]
*looks at sales clerk*
*holds up a Prada and a Burberry briefcase*
I don't know…which one will hold more chicken nuggets?— Jebby (@Jennuflect) August 19, 2014
16. @RXitWounds
"Say Yes to the Tux" would consist of him picking out the 1st one he sees & then 28 minutes of him explaining to his fiancé why it's orange
— batter up (@RxitWounds) October 26, 2014
17. @specialhug
what do we want
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES
when do we want them
NNNNEEOOOW
— specialhug (@specialhug) May 21, 2014
18. @SomeChrisTweets
Burned my art degree and earned another art degree?
— Chris Worthington (@SomeChrisTweets) April 10, 2014
19. @SirEviscerate
*accidentally uses flash while trying to take pic of funny looking person on the bus*
…
*makes distant thunder noises with mouth*— Ray (@SirEviscerate) August 6, 2014
20. @fro_vo
Dad: "hey son, go get me that doptid"
Son: "what's a doptid?"
Dad: "you are"— FroVoving (@fro_vo) February 18, 2014
Previously: 16 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read