24 Reasons You Should Always Drink Responsibly

In case you needed a reminder, here are 23 reasons why drinking too much is a bad idea…

1. That pizza you ordered will get all cold and uneaten:

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2. You might accidentally hang yourself:

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3. Or destroy a store display:

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4. You could be ‘that girl’ at the wedding:

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5. You won’t remember that time you met Tom Hanks:

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6. Your logic skills will escape you:

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7. You’ll play traumatizing games like “Ten Hands, One Cat”:

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8. You’ll send drunk texts like this:

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9. Or this:

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10. You won’t be able to save the Mushroom Kingdom:

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11. You might embarrass yourself on Facebook:

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12. You’ll wake up to pictures of yourself like this:

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 13. You’ll fall asleep in strange places:

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14. It could be hazardous to your health:

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15. It could also ‘kill’ you:

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16. You might sleep with someone you regret:

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17. You could eventually be confronted by a really shitty flash mob:

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18. Jon Arbuckle will kick you out:

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19. Or Miss Piggy could divorce you:

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20. You’ll make poor decisions:

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21. You’ll waste the whole doggone weekend:

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22. Parking becomes a difficult task:

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23. You might block up the bathroom line:

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24. You’ll be placed on the naughty list:

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