20 Signs It’s Too Freaking Hot Outside

Summer has barely started and it’s already insufferably hot in the United States. If you’re wondering whether or not it’s too hot, here are a few signs to look for…

1. You can’t leave anything in your car:


2. That is, unless you want to bake some cookies:


3. The koalas are asking you for water:


4. The fans have given up:


5. The outdoor cats are hanging out here:


6. And the indoor cats are hanging out here:


7. Your dog is in the refrigerator:


8. And the neighbor’s dog is in your fountain:


9. You have to get past this guy to get some ice:


10. The traffic cones are doing this:


11. The glass bottles are doing this:


12. And the mailboxes are doing this:


13. Your Gummy Bears have become a Gummy Brick:


14. You actually believe this might not be a typo:


15. Even the Skittles are sweating:


16. You don’t have to light your candles to make them melt:


17. The outdoor lights are deflating:


18. The birds are taking all the good spots at the beach:


19. And blocking the cars on the road:


20. And finally, you’re so uncomfortable, this actually seems like a good idea:


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15 Responses to 20 Signs It’s Too Freaking Hot Outside

  1. Kim says:

    this really spoke to me…

  2. Claire says:

    Can you link to the actual posts next time? Reddit is such a huge site that there’s no hope of finding the original source on our own

  3. Jake says:

    You know it’s insufferably hot in the United States when the koalas come out of hiding.

  4. kate says:

    That 9th one though

  5. Ina says:

    I love how at the start it says “insufferably hot in the United States” yet there’s a picture of a koala. Escaped a zoo has it?

  6. Natalie says:

    Everyone in Irvine is dead. In fact, Irvine is the gate to hell. Jesus Christ this made up for Netflix crashing my “Supernatural” Marathon by making my night.

  7. Romina says:

    They should add a photo of a dog after being left in a car… Not to be funny but to teach. So many a-holes out there who still leave dogs in parked cars!

    • The Gooch says:

      Yes, because nothing adds to a funny list of photos aimed at making people smile like a jarring and unrelated photo of a dead dog. That’s TOTALLY the point here.

    • Laura says:

      That isn’t the point of this post. This is meant to be FUNNY. SMH

  8. kay says:

    #19 is in El Paso TX =] i used to live there! it does get pretty hot, i miss it..

  9. Katie says:

    That poor little baby koala made me get all teary for a second! He’s so thirsty :(

  10. rehhuaergijnioeriubgvcszdjnfajhejqkwelfjqeir[v says:

    The wine is called breezer

  11. Logic says:

    There are no wild koalas in America.

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