Off subject: A few people are reporting pop-up ads showing up on Pleated-Jeans. Just want to say they’re not there on purpose and I’m trying to figure out why they’re showing up. I promise, I would never intentionally annoy you guys like that. Anyway…
This Zombie Children’s Book:
“Baby” Pears:
Cat Armour:
This Nightmare-Inducing Nic Cage Denim Jacket:
Slipper Speakers:
This Enormous-Sized Bag of Cheetos:
The Facebook Hug Vest:
Keyboard Pants:
Super Mario Easter Eggs:
Hairy Ear Plugs:
People-Colored Pencils:
This Knitted Bane Mask:
This Tail Decal for Rear Window Wipers:
A Standing Toilet for Women:
Cereal That Supposedly Makes Your Sex Better:
The Penis Name Book:
The Triolin:
A Mobile Trashcan That Detects Your Trash:
The triolin is backwards though! the three fingerboards should be touching so that the players can hold the violin under their chin in the normal way.
Actually the Toe Tunes DON’T exist. It’s a prank gift box that you can buy, which is empty. So someone opens it, sees this lame-ass gift, and they’re like “Oh… um… thank.. you?” Then they open it and find out you put an XBOX inside or something.
The People Colors crayons, paints, markers, and pencils are actually FANTASTIC. We use them in preschools quite a bit so that the children can make people that look just the those around them (instead of only being able to use strong hues found in regular sets).