Guy Plants Googly Eyes on Things at Target (23 Pics)

This redditor went nuts with googly eyes on a recent trip to Target. The results are impressive…

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121 responses to Guy Plants Googly Eyes on Things at Target (23 Pics)

  1. Holy crap, where was this Target?! I saw googly eyes on a picture of a dog at the Target by my house a few days ago. Is this just a thing that people do now?!

      1. By that logic than spray paint tagging isn’t either yet tons of people get in trouble with the law for it. These things are held on with double sided tape. They’ll surely rip up the cardboard boxes when you try to remove them.

        1. Never had a problem with it and I stuck googly eyes on everything in my in-laws house once for April fools. Did not ruin a thing!

      1. I know! I am really, really busy but I am going to make time for a trip to Target with some googly eyes!

  2. This is genius. My friends and I have been trying to come up with things to do at Target. Even if it is slightly vandalistic, who the hell cares? Cannot wait to try; adding to the list.

    1. I care, that’s where I work…oh, and the cameras in the ceiling see all…you a** is grass! Smile for the camera jerk!

        1. Wrong on both counts, Anon. You’re = you are (as opposed to your = possessive, belonging to you ) ..& the comma is placed just so, after a one-word introduction yo the sentence. It’s important, when attempting to shoot someone down, to be right.
          Yours truly, a retired grammar & punctuation teacher.

      1. Dawna, you need to calm down. Don’t take your job at Target so serious. It’s funny and it doesn’t damage the boxes as much as the cheesy price stickers your company puts on them.

      2. Dawna, YOLO. Don’t be hateful just because you envy everyone with a sense of humor. Get on some Xanax and join the world of the living. Or maybe find a better job that doesn’t make you such an angry hag. Kthx.

  3. Idiots!! This isn’t your property to destroy! I work at Target and this destroys the packaging! And, jerks like you wonder why prices keep going up on merchandise…Stupid is as stupid does!

    1. I guarantee you that employee theft costs Target much more each year than googly-eye vandalism does, so please spare us your misplaced outrage.

    2. Well, that’s just mean Dawna. If I wanted to buy a on-sale DVD with googly eyes on it, I would even buy it full price! See? It gets you customers!

    3. Well, that’s just mean Dawna. If I wanted to buy a on-sale DVD with googly eyes on it, I would even buy it full price! See? It gets you customers!

    4. Dawna your not very nice. Lighten up. Have a laugh. Giggle a little maybe it would loosen the stick up your ass.

    5. HAHA honestly, I would buy the googly eyed things before I’d find one with out them! specially the baby diapers, that’s gotta be the cutest thing! As a boss, I’d rather my employees spend their time cleaning a shelf or checking expiration dates, rather than wasting time and damaging packages by taking the eyes off. LOL right now! lighten up, lifes to short to not have a sense of humor once in a while!

    6. My my Dawna don’t take yerself so seriously gurl
      Hey I got an idea Dawna, why don’t you post YOUR pic so we can see what u look like with googley eyes. Lighten up lol

    7. One more thing, Dawna — If you don’t want the googly eyes on product packaging, I have a better idea where they can be stuck. Come over here and bend over!

    1. Me too! I am a mgr for walgreens and it would make my day a little better to see some of this in my store. No one will complain that the product has googly eyes on it… I mean serio
      usly, could you keep a straight face when asking for the manager to complain?

  4. As long as it’s not done on something it will damage, like cardboard, I think it’s pretty funny.. slightly annoying for the workers that have to clean it up.. but every practical joke has a little bit of an annoyance/clean up factor..

    I think it’s a cute and fairly harmless joke. Some people should maybe take a little bit of a breath.

  5. I think this is HYSTERICAL!!! I cracked up!!! I’m not sure any more what was funnier, the googly eyes or the complainers!!! Hahaha!!! They just made me laugh until I nearly cried!!! Thanks for the giggles, Googly!!! I needed that!! 😉

  6. Laughing at all the Target workers getting pissed about this. Get a better job than working at Target if you don’t want to deal with the people who shop there.

  7. That’s so funny. BTW, Dawn a, if you really worked at target, you wouldn’t be cussing at your customers. We all know you don’t work at target!

  8. This is hilarious! If you’re putting it on stuff that won’t tear up the MAIN merchandise, then what’s the problem? I would BUY something that I found that way (the movies and diaper/toy boxes) just because it makes me laugh! We don’t get to laugh near enough. :)

  9. Haha, as for the whiners who are saying that the box, etc would be damaged, what about the yellow poster sticky putty stuff? You could use that and it wouldn’t hurt the packaging. ( I could care less what the packaging looks like, anyway….) Now you have nothing to complain about about except your lack of sense of humor, which was obviously shot off in Nam. :)

    1. If you “could care less” that actually means you care! Try, “couldn’t care less” & your opinion makes more sense.

      1. I agree with you. Humor, however and wherever we find it, is more than simply funny… it’s goddam therapeutic! However, I don’t understand your slightly anal preoccupation with grammar. Unless you’re just screwing with the fake Target worker Dawna. She’s turned herself into fair game with her churlish and poorly structured arguments defending precious Target merchandise. Sadly, NYC is short on Target’s so I haven’t seen them in person. I can always dream…

  10. These particular type of Googly eyes don’t require glue. They have a slight adhesive to them that allows them to come off objects clean. Thus nothing is ‘harmed’.

    Tagging with spray paint is not so easy to clean which is why its considered Vandalism. You typically need to paint over it or sand blast it off.

    1. I hope that’s why you are all over for her mistakes. Otherwise I feel real bad for ya. Who the hell cares if people use proper grammar on a posting board. It’s not a wedding invitation. These things are akin to post it notes. Except for the far that they are permanent. Wow that argument ran right into a wall. Never the less and irregardless-sly (Hahahaha) you totally sounded like a lunatic until you outed yourself for just hating D’s grammar, and spelling ignoring ass.

      Have fun correcting this post. I will not take offense.

  11. Those googly eyes won’t mess up the packaging any worse than the price stickers do. Y’all never seem to mind where you stick those!

    I think this is hilarious! Keep googly-ing sir!

  12. Dawna, get a motherf’n life you uptight biotch. “Oh that’s vandalism, if the camera catches you, your ass is grass”. I wish someone would try to get me in trouble for doing some shit like this, I’d laugh my ass off. Nobody cares that it’s vandalism, seriously how did you not pick up on that already? You’re lame.

  13. I thought this was a highly nuanced commentary on the grotesqueness of our capitalist, postmodern society where everything is devoid of meaning. The aisles of this Target store represent the drab corporate homogenous landscape which has become the backdrop to the nightmare that is life in the twenty-first century.

    1. So I suppose you’ve composed this comment on your non-capitalist funded computer/tablet/phone using a non-capitalist funded Internet service provider? If you really believed in anything you just said, you’d be off the grid, living in a shack you built with your own two hands with wood you harvested yourself while being sustained on home-grown produce/livestock. Go eat a dick, hypocrite.

  14. It’s just plain funny…. As are the comments. So happy I clicked on this one :)

    I just added googly eyes to my shopping list…

  15. existentialism! I knew something was missing from this thread but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Ah, now I feel better

  16. I thought the googly eyes were pretty funny until I read all the pissing and moaning comments from the people who have giant corn cobs located in their ass regions. Now that’s some funny shit!

  17. That was hallarious! Dang. Now Im going to be dissapointed when I go to my Target :( Where is the cool Target? lol

  18. Am I the only Target employee who thinks this is hilarious and may have to stick googly eyes on some things at work?

    1. I would totally have done it when I worked there years ago. Hell I’d still do it today when shopping in there

  19. This is just hilarious!
    I doubt this person googly eyed every package
    of the same product! If you don’t like it buy a
    package with out googly eyes.

  20. Dawna,
    A- that’s my Mom’s name.
    B- why do you care? You still get paid right?

    They’re probably some cheap things from the dollar store and won’t cause any damage

  21. Was in Gainesville, FL Target last night and sure enough, came face to face with a jumbo box o’ diapers featuring a googly-eyed baby. Had to take a pic, hilarious!

  22. Hilarious! And seriously people are complaining that the googly eyes will.damage ghe package? What about all the stickers and what seems like super glued on price.tags you can never get off. I’d rather peel off a googly eye then sit and scrape a sticker off f.

  23. A little invention called blu-tac.. use it.. it will come off no damage whatsoever. Besides live a little people it’s hilarious! I too would purchase something with hilarious googly eyes on it.

  24. I love how you all bully people who don’t agree with you. Maybe you all need to learn to be respectful no matter what company this is. It is funny but…….

  25. Sad part is that it’s probably all promoted by Target to get people talking about Target and we, poor saps we are, have fallen right into their diabolical hands. Well played Target, well played.

  26. So funny! My kids would love seeing and buying anything with googlie eyes on it! If you need to correct grammer go back to teaching because auto correct misspells alot. I have sisters jelly and cheeky because of AC! relax and breath.

  27. That’s hysterical.

    I mean, really? They’ll NEVER sell those Romney books with a mere 20 percent discount.

    1. Lol… I thought the exact same thing when I saw the googly eyed Romney book. Nobody is gonna buy it anyway. Even Republicans hate Romney. Now a googly eyed Romney just might sell.

  28. I’d rather see googly eyes than those damn pricing stickers stores like Target are so fond of using. You know those fuckers I’m talking about. The kind that are sectioned into 1/6ths that tear when you try to pull them off.

    1. YES! Those perforated stickers give me a new grey hair every time I have to peel one off. Even worse? When it’s on clearance for — hold your breath, people — 15% off!!!! No way, man! You mean I get to save $.28 on this box of Crystal Light?? WIN.

  29. Ok this is straight up halarious ad Dawna needs to take a chill pill and she missing something ohh……………hmmm what’s it called oh ya a sense of HUMOR

  30. The lady who works at Target is wound too tight.
    I think this is hilarious. I don’t have time to go do things like this. However, I buy diapers for my kids at Target and I would buy the googly eyed box of diapers over the plain old pampers. Dawna, your a idiot.

  31. I don’t think Dawna has no sense of humour, why else would she act like she has absolutely no sense of irony? I personally think she’s hillarious.
    Dawna just a little tip since you obviously care so much for your job. Target is a family friendly company. I highly doubt the higher ups would endorse one of their employees swearing at, threatening and upsetting their customers online. It slanders the image they are trying to achieve which can actually adversely affect their profits.

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