Holy crap, where was this Target?! I saw googly eyes on a picture of a dog at the Target by my house a few days ago. Is this just a thing that people do now?!
By that logic than spray paint tagging isn’t either yet tons of people get in trouble with the law for it. These things are held on with double sided tape. They’ll surely rip up the cardboard boxes when you try to remove them.
This is genius. My friends and I have been trying to come up with things to do at Target. Even if it is slightly vandalistic, who the hell cares? Cannot wait to try; adding to the list.
Idiots!! This isn’t your property to destroy! I work at Target and this destroys the packaging! And, jerks like you wonder why prices keep going up on merchandise…Stupid is as stupid does!
HAHA honestly, I would buy the googly eyed things before I’d find one with out them! specially the baby diapers, that’s gotta be the cutest thing! As a boss, I’d rather my employees spend their time cleaning a shelf or checking expiration dates, rather than wasting time and damaging packages by taking the eyes off. LOL right now! lighten up, lifes to short to not have a sense of humor once in a while!
Me too! I am a mgr for walgreens and it would make my day a little better to see some of this in my store. No one will complain that the product has googly eyes on it… I mean serio
usly, could you keep a straight face when asking for the manager to complain?
As long as it’s not done on something it will damage, like cardboard, I think it’s pretty funny.. slightly annoying for the workers that have to clean it up.. but every practical joke has a little bit of an annoyance/clean up factor..
I think it’s a cute and fairly harmless joke. Some people should maybe take a little bit of a breath.
I think this is HYSTERICAL!!! I cracked up!!! I’m not sure any more what was funnier, the googly eyes or the complainers!!! Hahaha!!! They just made me laugh until I nearly cried!!! Thanks for the giggles, Googly!!! I needed that!!
Laughing at all the Target workers getting pissed about this. Get a better job than working at Target if you don’t want to deal with the people who shop there.
This is hilarious! If you’re putting it on stuff that won’t tear up the MAIN merchandise, then what’s the problem? I would BUY something that I found that way (the movies and diaper/toy boxes) just because it makes me laugh! We don’t get to laugh near enough.
Haha, as for the whiners who are saying that the box, etc would be damaged, what about the yellow poster sticky putty stuff? You could use that and it wouldn’t hurt the packaging. ( I could care less what the packaging looks like, anyway….) Now you have nothing to complain about about except your lack of sense of humor, which was obviously shot off in Nam.
I agree with you. Humor, however and wherever we find it, is more than simply funny… it’s goddam therapeutic! However, I don’t understand your slightly anal preoccupation with grammar. Unless you’re just screwing with the fake Target worker Dawna. She’s turned herself into fair game with her churlish and poorly structured arguments defending precious Target merchandise. Sadly, NYC is short on Target’s so I haven’t seen them in person. I can always dream…
These particular type of Googly eyes don’t require glue. They have a slight adhesive to them that allows them to come off objects clean. Thus nothing is ‘harmed’.
Tagging with spray paint is not so easy to clean which is why its considered Vandalism. You typically need to paint over it or sand blast it off.
Dawna, get a motherf’n life you uptight biotch. “Oh that’s vandalism, if the camera catches you, your ass is grass”. I wish someone would try to get me in trouble for doing some shit like this, I’d laugh my ass off. Nobody cares that it’s vandalism, seriously how did you not pick up on that already? You’re lame.
I thought this was a highly nuanced commentary on the grotesqueness of our capitalist, postmodern society where everything is devoid of meaning. The aisles of this Target store represent the drab corporate homogenous landscape which has become the backdrop to the nightmare that is life in the twenty-first century.
I thought the googly eyes were pretty funny until I read all the pissing and moaning comments from the people who have giant corn cobs located in their ass regions. Now that’s some funny shit!
Boyfriend posts these to reddit, 3 hours later they show up on my tumblr dash. Wow.
shut up
It’s “you’re a knob”, not “your”. Oh, the irony…
So I take it the guys got caught?
You linked the wrong Reddit thread, and also – OP is my boyfriend. Haha.
oops…fixed! And, lucky girlfriend!
Holy crap, where was this Target?! I saw googly eyes on a picture of a dog at the Target by my house a few days ago. Is this just a thing that people do now?!
Basically, yes. http://vandaleyes.net/
Beyond lame.
Elaborate.
hate to sound picky…
but wouldn’t this be vandalism or something?
no because nothing is damaged.
Oh really? How do you remove glued-on eyes from a book jacket without damaging it?
Jeez! Way to be a fun sucker!
Bravo on googly eyes!
By that logic than spray paint tagging isn’t either yet tons of people get in trouble with the law for it. These things are held on with double sided tape. They’ll surely rip up the cardboard boxes when you try to remove them.
Never had a problem with it and I stuck googly eyes on everything in my in-laws house once for April fools. Did not ruin a thing!
I know better! Go back to school and get a worth while education….
Dawna, worthwhile is one word.
I actually Thot the same thing.
I guess if he or she gets caught it would be.
Someone has way too much time on their hands!!!!
Get a life!!!!
Get a sense of humor.
this was freakin hilarious
Even with googly eyes Jeremy Tenner is hot! Liam Neeson not so much…
There’s no way Liam Neeson is ever not hot!
How about we all shut up and get some ice cream.
I giggled my butt off at this…. even saying GOOGLY EYES amuses me! LOL
Me too! Haha!
Lol
This is genius. My friends and I have been trying to come up with things to do at Target. Even if it is slightly vandalistic, who the hell cares? Cannot wait to try; adding to the list.
I care, that’s where I work…oh, and the cameras in the ceiling see all…you a** is grass! Smile for the camera jerk!
You’re not you….
Your not you….and the comma is misplaced for oh….just to let you know.
That is why she works at target
Oh gods the Nick Fury one, I died. xD
That was the best!
Idiots!! This isn’t your property to destroy! I work at Target and this destroys the packaging! And, jerks like you wonder why prices keep going up on merchandise…Stupid is as stupid does!
I guarantee you that employee theft costs Target much more each year than googly-eye vandalism does, so please spare us your misplaced outrage.
Well, that’s just mean Dawna. If I wanted to buy a on-sale DVD with googly eyes on it, I would even buy it full price! See? It gets you customers!
Well, that’s just mean Dawna. If I wanted to buy a on-sale DVD with googly eyes on it, I would even buy it full price! See? It gets you customers!
Dawna your not very nice. Lighten up. Have a laugh. Giggle a little maybe it would loosen the stick up your ass.
HAHA honestly, I would buy the googly eyed things before I’d find one with out them! specially the baby diapers, that’s gotta be the cutest thing! As a boss, I’d rather my employees spend their time cleaning a shelf or checking expiration dates, rather than wasting time and damaging packages by taking the eyes off. LOL right now! lighten up, lifes to short to not have a sense of humor once in a while!
I work for Walgreens find this hilarious
Me too! I am a mgr for walgreens and it would make my day a little better to see some of this in my store. No one will complain that the product has googly eyes on it… I mean serio
usly, could you keep a straight face when asking for the manager to complain?
I giggled, I’ll admit it.
ohmigosh i just had to copy all those faces yes!
As long as it’s not done on something it will damage, like cardboard, I think it’s pretty funny.. slightly annoying for the workers that have to clean it up.. but every practical joke has a little bit of an annoyance/clean up factor..
I think it’s a cute and fairly harmless joke. Some people should maybe take a little bit of a breath.
I think this is HYSTERICAL!!! I cracked up!!! I’m not sure any more what was funnier, the googly eyes or the complainers!!! Hahaha!!! They just made me laugh until I nearly cried!!! Thanks for the giggles, Googly!!! I needed that!!
Laughing at all the Target workers getting pissed about this. Get a better job than working at Target if you don’t want to deal with the people who shop there.
That’s so funny. BTW, Dawn a, if you really worked at target, you wouldn’t be cussing at your customers. We all know you don’t work at target!
This is hilarious! If you’re putting it on stuff that won’t tear up the MAIN merchandise, then what’s the problem? I would BUY something that I found that way (the movies and diaper/toy boxes) just because it makes me laugh! We don’t get to laugh near enough.
Haha, as for the whiners who are saying that the box, etc would be damaged, what about the yellow poster sticky putty stuff? You could use that and it wouldn’t hurt the packaging. ( I could care less what the packaging looks like, anyway….) Now you have nothing to complain about about except your lack of sense of humor, which was obviously shot off in Nam.
If you “could care less” that actually means you care! Try, “couldn’t care less” & your opinion makes more sense.
I agree with you. Humor, however and wherever we find it, is more than simply funny… it’s goddam therapeutic! However, I don’t understand your slightly anal preoccupation with grammar. Unless you’re just screwing with the fake Target worker Dawna. She’s turned herself into fair game with her churlish and poorly structured arguments defending precious Target merchandise. Sadly, NYC is short on Target’s so I haven’t seen them in person. I can always dream…
These particular type of Googly eyes don’t require glue. They have a slight adhesive to them that allows them to come off objects clean. Thus nothing is ‘harmed’.
Tagging with spray paint is not so easy to clean which is why its considered Vandalism. You typically need to paint over it or sand blast it off.
Dawna is an idiot. That’s all I have to say.
Those googly eyes won’t mess up the packaging any worse than the price stickers do. Y’all never seem to mind where you stick those!
I think this is hilarious! Keep googly-ing sir!
Dawna, get a motherf’n life you uptight biotch. “Oh that’s vandalism, if the camera catches you, your ass is grass”. I wish someone would try to get me in trouble for doing some shit like this, I’d laugh my ass off. Nobody cares that it’s vandalism, seriously how did you not pick up on that already? You’re lame.
I thought this was a highly nuanced commentary on the grotesqueness of our capitalist, postmodern society where everything is devoid of meaning. The aisles of this Target store represent the drab corporate homogenous landscape which has become the backdrop to the nightmare that is life in the twenty-first century.
Fuck off it’s brilliant.
It’s just plain funny…. As are the comments. So happy I clicked on this one
I just added googly eyes to my shopping list…
existentialism! I knew something was missing from this thread but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Ah, now I feel better
Why do you care about cardboard boxes????? Babies wear the diapers not the box morons!!!!!
I thought the googly eyes were pretty funny until I read all the pissing and moaning comments from the people who have giant corn cobs located in their ass regions. Now that’s some funny shit!