Guy Plants Googly Eyes on Things at Target (23 Pics)

This redditor went nuts with googly eyes on a recent trip to Target. The results are impressive…

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117 Responses to Guy Plants Googly Eyes on Things at Target (23 Pics)

  1. Maggie/Shortergirl says:

    Boyfriend posts these to reddit, 3 hours later they show up on my tumblr dash. Wow.

  2. Maggie says:

    You linked the wrong Reddit thread, and also – OP is my boyfriend. Haha.

  3. Shed says:

    Holy crap, where was this Target?! I saw googly eyes on a picture of a dog at the Target by my house a few days ago. Is this just a thing that people do now?!

  4. c says:

    Beyond lame.

  5. momnivore says:

    hate to sound picky…
    but wouldn’t this be vandalism or something?

  6. Laney says:

    Someone has way too much time on their hands!!!!
    Get a life!!!!

  7. mel says:

    this was freakin hilarious

  8. Dessmarie says:

    Even with googly eyes Jeremy Tenner is hot! Liam Neeson not so much…

  9. Bluestar says:

    How about we all shut up and get some ice cream.

  10. BrendaMarie says:

    I giggled my butt off at this…. even saying GOOGLY EYES amuses me! LOL

  11. Sam says:

    This is genius. My friends and I have been trying to come up with things to do at Target. Even if it is slightly vandalistic, who the hell cares? Cannot wait to try; adding to the list.

    • Dawna says:

      I care, that’s where I work…oh, and the cameras in the ceiling see all…you a** is grass! Smile for the camera jerk!

      • Anonymous says:

        You’re not you….

      • Anon says:

        Your not you….and the comma is misplaced for oh….just to let you know.

        • Anonymous says:

          That is why she works at target

        • Anonymous says:

          Wrong on both counts, Anon. You’re = you are (as opposed to your = possessive, belonging to you ) ..& the comma is placed just so, after a one-word introduction yo the sentence. It’s important, when attempting to shoot someone down, to be right.
          Yours truly, a retired grammar & punctuation teacher.

      • Anonymous says:

        I wanna punch you in the face dawna I dont know you but I hate you

      • Drea says:

        Dawna, you need to calm down. Don’t take your job at Target so serious. It’s funny and it doesn’t damage the boxes as much as the cheesy price stickers your company puts on them.

      • Buttpie says:

        Dawna, YOLO. Don’t be hateful just because you envy everyone with a sense of humor. Get on some Xanax and join the world of the living. Or maybe find a better job that doesn’t make you such an angry hag. Kthx.

  12. Oh gods the Nick Fury one, I died. xD

  13. Dawna says:

    Idiots!! This isn’t your property to destroy! I work at Target and this destroys the packaging! And, jerks like you wonder why prices keep going up on merchandise…Stupid is as stupid does!

    • Howard says:

      I guarantee you that employee theft costs Target much more each year than googly-eye vandalism does, so please spare us your misplaced outrage.

    • Lisa says:

      Well, that’s just mean Dawna. If I wanted to buy a on-sale DVD with googly eyes on it, I would even buy it full price! See? It gets you customers!

    • Lisa says:

      Well, that’s just mean Dawna. If I wanted to buy a on-sale DVD with googly eyes on it, I would even buy it full price! See? It gets you customers!

    • Anonymous says:

      Dawna your not very nice. Lighten up. Have a laugh. Giggle a little maybe it would loosen the stick up your ass.

    • Chelsea says:

      HAHA honestly, I would buy the googly eyed things before I’d find one with out them! specially the baby diapers, that’s gotta be the cutest thing! As a boss, I’d rather my employees spend their time cleaning a shelf or checking expiration dates, rather than wasting time and damaging packages by taking the eyes off. LOL right now! lighten up, lifes to short to not have a sense of humor once in a while!

    • Cyndie Allred says:

      My my Dawna don’t take yerself so seriously gurl
      Hey I got an idea Dawna, why don’t you post YOUR pic so we can see what u look like with googley eyes. Lighten up lol

    • Sam says:

      People like this exist? (Dawna). Ugh.

    • Buttpie says:

      Dawna, does somebody need a hug and a shot of vodka?

    • Buttpie says:

      One more thing, Dawna — If you don’t want the googly eyes on product packaging, I have a better idea where they can be stuck. Come over here and bend over!

  14. Arsha says:

    I work for Walgreens find this hilarious

    • Anonymous says:

      Me too! I am a mgr for walgreens and it would make my day a little better to see some of this in my store. No one will complain that the product has googly eyes on it… I mean serio
      usly, could you keep a straight face when asking for the manager to complain?

  15. Tonya says:

    I giggled, I’ll admit it.

  16. koo koo says:

    ohmigosh i just had to copy all those faces yes!

  17. Alayna says:

    As long as it’s not done on something it will damage, like cardboard, I think it’s pretty funny.. slightly annoying for the workers that have to clean it up.. but every practical joke has a little bit of an annoyance/clean up factor..

    I think it’s a cute and fairly harmless joke. Some people should maybe take a little bit of a breath.

  18. Reenmaur says:

    I think this is HYSTERICAL!!! I cracked up!!! I’m not sure any more what was funnier, the googly eyes or the complainers!!! Hahaha!!! They just made me laugh until I nearly cried!!! Thanks for the giggles, Googly!!! I needed that!! ;-)

  19. Anonymous says:

    Laughing at all the Target workers getting pissed about this. Get a better job than working at Target if you don’t want to deal with the people who shop there.

  20. Ivy says:

    That’s so funny. BTW, Dawn a, if you really worked at target, you wouldn’t be cussing at your customers. We all know you don’t work at target!

  21. Laugh While You Can says:

    This is hilarious! If you’re putting it on stuff that won’t tear up the MAIN merchandise, then what’s the problem? I would BUY something that I found that way (the movies and diaper/toy boxes) just because it makes me laugh! We don’t get to laugh near enough. :)

  22. karena says:

    Haha, as for the whiners who are saying that the box, etc would be damaged, what about the yellow poster sticky putty stuff? You could use that and it wouldn’t hurt the packaging. ( I could care less what the packaging looks like, anyway….) Now you have nothing to complain about about except your lack of sense of humor, which was obviously shot off in Nam. :)

    • Anonymous says:

      If you “could care less” that actually means you care! Try, “couldn’t care less” & your opinion makes more sense.

      • another anonymous opinion says:

        I agree with you. Humor, however and wherever we find it, is more than simply funny… it’s goddam therapeutic! However, I don’t understand your slightly anal preoccupation with grammar. Unless you’re just screwing with the fake Target worker Dawna. She’s turned herself into fair game with her churlish and poorly structured arguments defending precious Target merchandise. Sadly, NYC is short on Target’s so I haven’t seen them in person. I can always dream…

  23. Vandal Eyes says:

    These particular type of Googly eyes don’t require glue. They have a slight adhesive to them that allows them to come off objects clean. Thus nothing is ‘harmed’.

    Tagging with spray paint is not so easy to clean which is why its considered Vandalism. You typically need to paint over it or sand blast it off.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Dawna is an idiot. That’s all I have to say.

    • Mj says:

      I hope that’s why you are all over for her mistakes. Otherwise I feel real bad for ya. Who the hell cares if people use proper grammar on a posting board. It’s not a wedding invitation. These things are akin to post it notes. Except for the far that they are permanent. Wow that argument ran right into a wall. Never the less and irregardless-sly (Hahahaha) you totally sounded like a lunatic until you outed yourself for just hating D’s grammar, and spelling ignoring ass.

      Have fun correcting this post. I will not take offense.

  25. Loribell19 says:

    Those googly eyes won’t mess up the packaging any worse than the price stickers do. Y’all never seem to mind where you stick those!

    I think this is hilarious! Keep googly-ing sir!

  26. Tiffany says:

    Dawna, get a motherf’n life you uptight biotch. “Oh that’s vandalism, if the camera catches you, your ass is grass”. I wish someone would try to get me in trouble for doing some shit like this, I’d laugh my ass off. Nobody cares that it’s vandalism, seriously how did you not pick up on that already? You’re lame.

  27. googly goog says:

    I thought this was a highly nuanced commentary on the grotesqueness of our capitalist, postmodern society where everything is devoid of meaning. The aisles of this Target store represent the drab corporate homogenous landscape which has become the backdrop to the nightmare that is life in the twenty-first century.

    • Anonymous says:

      Where do you buy your toilet paper?

    • IdiotPatrol says:

      So I suppose you’ve composed this comment on your non-capitalist funded computer/tablet/phone using a non-capitalist funded Internet service provider? If you really believed in anything you just said, you’d be off the grid, living in a shack you built with your own two hands with wood you harvested yourself while being sustained on home-grown produce/livestock. Go eat a dick, hypocrite.

  28. Hailey says:

    Fuck off it’s brilliant.

  29. Jes says:

    It’s just plain funny…. As are the comments. So happy I clicked on this one :)

    I just added googly eyes to my shopping list…

  30. another anonymous opinion says:

    existentialism! I knew something was missing from this thread but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Ah, now I feel better

  31. Liz says:

    Why do you care about cardboard boxes????? Babies wear the diapers not the box morons!!!!!

  32. Big Ol' Beaver says:

    I thought the googly eyes were pretty funny until I read all the pissing and moaning comments from the people who have giant corn cobs located in their ass regions. Now that’s some funny shit!

  33. Allie says:

    Hilarious! I would totally buy the googly eyed packages from target if I saw them. Too funny!

  34. Amy Clarke says:

    That was hallarious! Dang. Now Im going to be dissapointed when I go to my Target :( Where is the cool Target? lol

  35. jason says:

    Funny as all hell! The googly eyed baby on the diaper box was like “DAMN!! DID I DO THAT!!!” LOL!!!

  36. Brittney says:

    Am I the only Target employee who thinks this is hilarious and may have to stick googly eyes on some things at work?

    • Anonymous says:

      I would totally have done it when I worked there years ago. Hell I’d still do it today when shopping in there

  37. Anonymous says:

    This is just hilarious!
    I doubt this person googly eyed every package
    of the same product! If you don’t like it buy a
    package with out googly eyes.

  38. Violet says:

    Dawna,
    A- that’s my Mom’s name.
    B- why do you care? You still get paid right?

    They’re probably some cheap things from the dollar store and won’t cause any damage

  39. Shannon says:

    Was in Gainesville, FL Target last night and sure enough, came face to face with a jumbo box o’ diapers featuring a googly-eyed baby. Had to take a pic, hilarious!

  40. me says:

    Hilarious! And seriously people are complaining that the googly eyes will.damage ghe package? What about all the stickers and what seems like super glued on price.tags you can never get off. I’d rather peel off a googly eye then sit and scrape a sticker off f.

  41. thelozzenger says:

    A little invention called blu-tac.. use it.. it will come off no damage whatsoever. Besides live a little people it’s hilarious! I too would purchase something with hilarious googly eyes on it.

  42. Lindsay says:

    Eyes of the Wild indeed.

  43. Trish says:

    I love how you all bully people who don’t agree with you. Maybe you all need to learn to be respectful no matter what company this is. It is funny but…….

  44. Mickey Mouse says:

    Sad part is that it’s probably all promoted by Target to get people talking about Target and we, poor saps we are, have fallen right into their diabolical hands. Well played Target, well played.

  45. amy says:

    So funny! My kids would love seeing and buying anything with googlie eyes on it! If you need to correct grammer go back to teaching because auto correct misspells alot. I have sisters jelly and cheeky because of AC! relax and breath.

  46. Anonymous says:

    Cool dude

  47. Kevin Wilson says:

    That’s hysterical.

    I mean, really? They’ll NEVER sell those Romney books with a mere 20 percent discount.

    • Drea says:

      Lol… I thought the exact same thing when I saw the googly eyed Romney book. Nobody is gonna buy it anyway. Even Republicans hate Romney. Now a googly eyed Romney just might sell.

  48. Chris says:

    I’d rather see googly eyes than those damn pricing stickers stores like Target are so fond of using. You know those fuckers I’m talking about. The kind that are sectioned into 1/6ths that tear when you try to pull them off.

    • Buttpie says:

      YES! Those perforated stickers give me a new grey hair every time I have to peel one off. Even worse? When it’s on clearance for — hold your breath, people — 15% off!!!! No way, man! You mean I get to save $.28 on this box of Crystal Light?? WIN.

  49. Mickey Mouse says:

    This is halarious and Dawna needs to take a chill pill she doesn’t know something……… Hmmmm what is it oh yeah HUMOR!

  50. Mickey Mouse says:

    Ok this is straight up halarious ad Dawna needs to take a chill pill and she missing something ohh……………hmmm what’s it called oh ya a sense of HUMOR

  51. Drea says:

    The lady who works at Target is wound too tight.
    I think this is hilarious. I don’t have time to go do things like this. However, I buy diapers for my kids at Target and I would buy the googly eyed box of diapers over the plain old pampers. Dawna, your a idiot.

  52. Anonymous says:

    bunch of wannies whining about vandalism, seriously? lighten up

  53. Dawn says:

    Goggley eyes is cool! Way to go! I hope to see them everywhere soon! What a funny idea!

  54. Deedee says:

    I don’t think Dawna has no sense of humour, why else would she act like she has absolutely no sense of irony? I personally think she’s hillarious.
    Dawna just a little tip since you obviously care so much for your job. Target is a family friendly company. I highly doubt the higher ups would endorse one of their employees swearing at, threatening and upsetting their customers online. It slanders the image they are trying to achieve which can actually adversely affect their profits.

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