Let’s face it, when it comes to the impending apocalypse, you’re screwed. Here are 21 reasons why…
1. The only food that can survive an apocalypse has been discontinued:
2. And you’ve got to share your rations with these fellas:
3. And let’s face it, if it’s kill or be killed…you’re screwed:
4. You don’t own this zombie-proof house:
5. Or this super sweet death dagger:
6. So you’ll have no way to kill these things:
7. And don’t forget, you’re almost as out of shape as this guy:
8. Plus, superheroes have really let themselves go:
9. And the cops won’t be able to help you either:
10. Not to mention, this guy’s hogging the only phone that still works:
11. So, you’re on your own, which is too bad because you’re not agile enough to make a fast getaway:
12. I mean, you trip over your own two feet all time:
13. Also, this dog is blocking your escape route:
14. Which was mapped out by this “tech-savvy” lady:
15. And all the escape shuttles have already been reserved:
16. This spider means you won’t even be able to hit the emergency switch:
17. Plus, these are your escape pants and you don’t want to put them on:
18. So you’ll just stay home and get stuck Walken around the Christmas tree:
19. And cruising the Internet until the last possible second:
20. Until suddenly:
21. And everything goes black as the new world leaders take control of the planet:
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