None of the products or things in this list have any business actually existing. And yet, by some unnatural force, they do. Hat tip to Incredible Things for finding many of these.
The Jon Hamm Coloring Book:
This Home Cleaning Service:
This Louis Vuitton Waffle Iron:
Bacon-Flavored Jello:
This Terrible Board Game:
The Cheese Burger Bloody Mary:
This Unnecessary Instructional Video:
A Caviar Vending Machine:
A Grilled Cheese Sandwich Filled With Fried Cheese Sticks:
Foie Gras Corn Dogs:
This Etch-a-Sketch Belt Buckle:
A Pillow That Looks Like a Hamhock
Sriracha Lip Balm:
A Product That Helps Women Pee Standing Up:
The Ugly Bag:
Wine-Flavored Ice Cream:
Pizza Hut Cologne:
The Air Sex Competition (like air guitar, but sex):
A Jewish Version of Apples to Apples:
Fart Filtering Underwear:
Family Guy’s The Drunken Clam:
A Social Network for Juggalos:
Spam-Flavored Macadamia Nuts:
This Dog:
The Hug Me Jacket:
A Device That Makes Your Bike Sound Like a Horse:
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The Jewish Apples to Apples I can sort of understand. Having played the game and gotten the Hitler card I can see why some people might want a change. Also the fact that Hebrew and Yiddish words can be common in some Jewish communities might make for more words and more fun. Though that’s just my take. I grew up Catholic. I can’t think of anything that wouldn’t be blasphemous to make a Catholic/Christian version.
I see nothing wrong with that grilled cheese sandwich. And my girlfriend would say the same about the SheWee.
The grilled cheese chicken nugget sandwich is actually mozzarella sticks inside a grilled cheese. It was at Denny’s and it’s called the Fried Cheese Melt Sandwich. I know because I worked at Denny’s when we had this, it was like a limited time thing.
And they recently brought it back! A heart attack waiting to happen in the yummiest way!
Those are actually fried mozzarella sticks in the grilled cheese, not chicken nuggets.
Not just a Jewish edition of Apples to Apples, but a JUNIOR Jewish edition.
The device to let (anatomical) women stand to pee is actually for FTM (female-to-male) transgender, so they can stand at a urinal and pee, just like a normal man.
Wrong. The she-wee is made for women, intended to be used either when camping or simply for public bathrooms and so on (why should women have to sit on grody seats!?), while there are products that are used for Transmen, this isn’t necessarily marketed towards them.
Well, half-wrong. Some are specifically marketed for transmen. This particular one isn’t, but I’d be willing to bet dollars to doughnuts that more than half their purchasers are transmen.
As an avid long-haul backpacker and kayaker, and also as someone who was not born with a penis, I can tell you that the SheWee (or something similar) is an indispensable piece of equipment when out in the boonies. Have you ever tried to pee while wearing a full body drysuit? WITHOUT a nice hose-like appendage pre-attached? Recipe for disaster. I own five or six of ‘em. THUMBS UP TO THE SHEWEE!
That is not a grilled cheese chicken nugget sandwich its’s called a “fried cheese melt”. It has motzerella sticks in it not chicken nuggets. You can get it at Denny’s…
thanks. fixed the description.
I’ve actually driven past The Drunken Clam.
Watch out, your male privilege is showing. Devices like the schwee aren’t ridiculous-they’re amazingly convenient. If you had a vagina and have ever been camping, you’d agree.
Not just camping, put for having to pee in public in general. No hovering and no sitting in pee from the previous woman who was hovering… these things are pretty damn awesome all around.
I encountered #4 when i was at a Walmart in Savannah, Georgia.
http://top5s.net/index.php/2011/07/top-5-bizarre-vending-machines/
yay giant Chow Chow !
Tibetan Mastiff.
Admit it, everybody: for at least two items on this list, you can think of somebody who would love to receive them as Christmas gifts. Or Hannukah, on account of the Jewish Apples to Apples game.
The REAL LIFE Drunken Clam?!
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PETER! QUAGMIRE! JOE! CLEVELAND! COME ON LETS GO GET WASTED!!!
Wine-flavoured icecream doesn’t sound bad at all. Girls’ night would be 100s if times better c;