Really Bad Analogies Written by High School Students

Not the best efforts from our future generation…

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17 Responses to Really Bad Analogies Written by High School Students

  1. Meredith says:

    Again, really? Every few months these pop up as being written by high school students, but they were submissions to a Washington Post contest from like 15 years ago. They’re supposed to be bad.

  2. ... says:

    #9 is actually pretty clever

  3. Meredith says:

    I’m like a Debbie-downer, or whatever.

    • Meredith (the first one) says:

      I didn’t write this comment, but sure, call me a debbie downer. It’s misleading to say these are written about high school students, and lament the state of “the future,” when in fact they are not.

  4. Keenan says:

    I thought the sensory details from #4 worked quite well.

  5. dan says:

    All of then just seem like they’re just trying to be funny. I doubt they were aiming for profundity.

  6. Teapot Wizard says:

    Not to be mean or anything… But these are not analogies. These are similes. For the record, I am in 6th grade. Maybe be a little more careful.

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