Lately, it seems there’s been some talk that America is losing its edge when it comes to being awesome. To prove this theory wrong, here are 22 irrefutable pictures that prove America is still the best country in the freaking world.
1. We know our world history:
2. Our grocery stores sell exotic foods:
3. We’re dedicated to safe traffic laws:
4. We’re hiring:
5. We provide extremely detailed instructions:
6. We sell this:
7. We cater to people of all shapes and sizes:
8. We sell greeting cards for our cats:
9. We make sure everyone has access to affordable legal representation:
10. Eating has never been easier:
11. We invest in our future generation:
12. We have child-sized burritos:
13. We have strict gun regulations:
14. We sell free money:
15. We have two kinds of rabbits:
16. We are the land of opportunity:
17. We sell squeeze bacon:
18. Our news stations are well informed:
19. We offer extreme convenience:
20. You can literally get free mustache rides:
21. We invented the dog snuggie:
22. We celebrate all cultures and ethnicities:
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The Squeez Bacon was an April Fool’s product from Think Geek, fyi
no, it is a real product.
And from the looks of it, it’s Swedish or Finnish!
LOL Americans are really good with humor. I understand most (if not all) of the listed above are real, and only Americans can do/create/implement these things.
The U.S. is garbage
okay shut up only the south is garbage. I would not rather live anywhere away from NY, the best place on earth.
fuck you get out bitch
The U.S. is actually a *Country* , silly ignorant child .
The U.S. is heaven.
If america is that good how come thers alot of crime like gun crimes and murders. People that murder others are very stupid knowing that dna will allway catch them out. Apart from crime america would be a lovely place to live
There is murder every day around the world. From what your implying, it sounds as if you’re saying america is the only place people are killed or something. Just a tip if you’re going to say something about a country, dont say people die there because of crimes. Im pretty there was not a day when any country had absolutely no crimes committed. Crime is just inevitable. America is a lovely place to live. I was born and raised in Brooklyn, NY and im proud to be an american even if we are not perfect.
We have repeated massacres but still allow guns.
Guess what else we have? Fat people. Yet we allow spoons.
Makes sense right?
God Bless White America. Jeff must have voted for Osama. lol This is Anti American. The greatest country on Earth.
Hi i always think it is fascinating that Americans think they live in the best country in the world. Is it because Americans feel that it is unpatriotic to think otherwise?
From my personal experience though i have travelled to over 70 countries around the world, and have visited some great countries.
These are my favourites, and i would have to say ARE some of my ‘contenders’ for the best country in the world.
1/Australia
2/New Zealand
3/Austria
4/Iceland
5/Switzerland
6/Canada
7/Lichtenstein
8/Luxembourg
9/Finland
10/Norway
I must say though I have visited the USA, and there are some great places over there too, but in terms of quality of life, i can’t rate it in my top ten.
Go Australia, love this place =]
America has a high crime level, lots of shootings, fat ass people, and no healthcare system. Also, why are you not using the metric system!? since your one of the stupidest nations in the world you think you would go with the easier system to learn. oh wait, your stupid thats right…
I’d agree with Australia being a beauty , but the U.S. only has high crime rates in areas closer to the cities . Thats why I live in New England ( US maine , new hampshire , vermont , etc ) And shootings only occur from violence in the media , depression , or terror groups that inspire some to commit them . I can say for a fact that heavier set people live closer to the cities , and that not everyone here is a fat ass . We do have healthcare , even though for some it sucks . I also think it’s ironic for you to say they are stupid when people from your own country live there , so it’s like calling yourself stupid . So to recap we can say 1. You know nothing of American life 2. There metric system is as closely based off yours as any other one 3. Your ignorant
– Dimitri
ya america just has the best economy in the world best military but because some people are retarded and have guns we are considered the worst we have a huge population what do you expect theres gunna be no crime if thats what you base your opinion off of you are one dumbass
K…..most of you guys are retarded and don’t get the message. This is SARCASM. He’s talking shit. The moment you have to tell your citizens which is right and which is left….your beyond salvation. He’s poking fun at US……I agree with some of those.