18 Infuriatingly Awful Popsicle Stick Jokes

Whoever writes the jokes that end up on Popsicle sticks clearly has no idea what he’s doing. Below are a few of his “best” attempts…

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26 responses to 18 Infuriatingly Awful Popsicle Stick Jokes

    1. I kinda like the ones that give you a sarcastic answer, like the How many apples grow in a tree one. It just sounds like a douchey joke and I freaking love it
      Like
      “How many apples grow in a tree?”
      “i dunno”
      “All of them…. dumbass”

  1. These jokes are so retarded that anyone can make one up, for example:

    Where does a squirle hide his nuts?… In a tree!

    Harharhar its so f*cking funny

    1. you gotta put it in context
      Jolly Person: What time is it when you’re out of ice cream?
      Sad Person: Time to die…
      Jolly Person: Billy shut the fuck up and have some cake

  2. Then, as if there’s not enough “hate” and flat-out cruelty ALREADYY toward ANY & EVERY person needing to utilize a wheelchair. Popsicle published this “stick joke”!:

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m89iy0UVr91qzt39eo1_500.jpg
    At the above address, the OFFENSIVE

    Does ANYONE supervise ANYTHING at this company? It appears as though there are NO managers or supervisors at all for them to have been able to conceive, print, then actually USE the now-printed stick!

    This country is circling the drain; the time to act is NOW!

  3. Me and my sister were just laughing at all the bad ones we got today. Mine read “Why was the rock climber nervous? Because he was at a cliffhanger.” Her’s was “What can you catch but not throw? Your breath.” These jokes are so bad that they’re actually funny, because they’re so bad!

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