18 Infuriatingly Awful Popsicle Stick Jokes

Whoever writes the jokes that end up on Popsicle sticks clearly has no idea what he’s doing. Below are a few of his “best” attempts…

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20 Responses to 18 Infuriatingly Awful Popsicle Stick Jokes

  1. Amanda says:

    Well, when you read a bunch of them all at once, they’re kind of funny… :P

  2. RocketPop says:

    These are so terrible I think they gave me cancer.

  3. Jake says:

    These are so hilariously bad, they’re actually good

  4. gluedonwings says:

    These jokes are so retarded that anyone can make one up, for example:

    Where does a squirle hide his nuts?… In a tree!

    Harharhar its so f*cking funny

  5. Jen says:

    Still wondering wtf “tree horns” are…

  6. Aki says:

    “What time is it when you’re out of ice cream?” “Time to die”

    Yeah, very funny -_-

  7. Michael says:

    Then, as if there’s not enough “hate” and flat-out cruelty ALREADYY toward ANY & EVERY person needing to utilize a wheelchair. Popsicle published this “stick joke”!:

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m89iy0UVr91qzt39eo1_500.jpg
    At the above address, the OFFENSIVE

    Does ANYONE supervise ANYTHING at this company? It appears as though there are NO managers or supervisors at all for them to have been able to conceive, print, then actually USE the now-printed stick!

    This country is circling the drain; the time to act is NOW!

  8. A different Kelsey says:

    I got one the read:

    What do you get when you cross a fish with a glue stick?
    A fish stick.

  9. Cienna says:

    Me and my sister were just laughing at all the bad ones we got today. Mine read “Why was the rock climber nervous? Because he was at a cliffhanger.” Her’s was “What can you catch but not throw? Your breath.” These jokes are so bad that they’re actually funny, because they’re so bad!

  10. Bellyboo says:

    “Time to die” lol, that joke was hilariously stupid.

  11. Anonymous says:

    this is what the world has come to.

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