Movie Character Advice: How to Survive an Axe Murderer

Movie characters have a lot of experience with serial killers. Since they’re the experts, they should have a lot of good tips for us, right?

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4 Responses to Movie Character Advice: How to Survive an Axe Murderer

  1. Piet says:

    Always split up.

  2. This post is made of magic.

  3. sydney says:

    I thought being black was one of the magical ways to actually survive in a horror movie. Be black, a kid or a virgin and you’re good.

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