As it turns out, there are a lot of completely normal things out there that look a little homosexual. However, looks can be deceiving. Below are 15 things that look completely gay, but aren’t.
1. Eating a Banana
2. Mariachi Bands
3. David Bowie
4. Drinking Tea
5. Crossing Your Legs
6. Stock Photos of Men Playing Football
7. Slapping Butts in Sports
8. Telling Secrets
9. The 17th Century
10. Loving Your Pet
11. Vladimir Putin
12. 80s Basketball Shorts
13. Bowties
14. Yoga
15. The Shake Weight
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I’ll have to disagree with #1. Shia LeBeouf is definitely gay.
obviously the shake weight looks and is gay.
Bowie banged Mick Jagger.
So? He’s BOWIE. He can do whatever (and whoever) he wants!
Bowie Moves Like JAGGER
How did you leave out UFC?!
Putting on contact lenses. Driving a VW Beetle.
bowie is bi, so technically u are right.
80′s shorts neither look or are gay. Shorts are called that because they are meant to be “Short”! How anyone runs in basketball with all that material past their knees is beyond me. Men should show a little more leg!
I couldn’t agree more, I use to love to watch basketball games until the shorts turned into coolots. I hope to god men start wearing clothes again that show off their assets pun intened.
When using the shake for the arm any excerise can seem. Gay. Lol
well there you have it. I am obviously gay.
Tight fitting cargo pants.
Skinny Jeans
A great deal depends on HOW you eat the banana. It CAN appear a great deal like a blow job. Other gay things that are actually straight – cowboy hats, motorcycle leathers, cop uniforms, mint juleps, Michelle Bachmann’s husband – though the jury is still out on that one!
Telling secrets… hee
+1 on the UFC, for sure. I like how they try to butch it up by throwing girls in bikinis everywhere – really large, muscular girls.
Henry VIII never lived in the 17th century.
Thank you. That one really bothered me.
Henry VIII was born in the 15th century, lived mostly in the 16th century, but was most certainly dead by the 17th century.
Is david Bowie the father of Lady GaGa?
Honey, David Bowie is the father of most music acts.
So when are you going to post pics of things that seem really black but aren’t, like people eating watermelon, standing in line at unemployment? Thanks for reminding us that homophobia comes in so versions.
So…let me get this straight: you were offended by this post, so you decided to write an offensive comment? Right…
Gay or not, please bring back 80′s style shorts, especially running shorts. I’m totally over having to work out in some dickless, assless bag that looks like an old woman’s skirt.
lol
I totally agree. And while you’re at it, teach the kids under 30 (40?) that you don’t have to do a little towel dance in the gym to hide your dick while you put on that bag. How silly.
It wasn’t just 80s shorts that were gay, the entire 80s were gay. I know ‘cuz I screwed…everyone…in the 80s. (except Anita Bryant)
But all those things were/are GAY,especially the 17th century. Why was the CPAC not included?Are they all GAY?
WHY THE F WOULD MY COMMENT NEED MODERATION?!? DRINK 10 GALLONS
OF CASTOR OIL,FASCIST WHORES.
BECUSE YOU SHOULD.
THAT SHOULD BE “BECAUSE YOU SHOULD”,FASCIST WHORES.
The images from the 17th century are actually from the 16th.
The list had some cute jokes. I really don’t care… as much as (Bill) does… STOP SHOUTING! Thanks for leaving out “Gay” professions like Male Elementary School Teachers, Female Gym Teachers, Interior designers, Hair Stylists, Male Flight Attendants, the list goes on, because that might have been homophobic. oops!
The pic of telling a secret just looks like two guys(one with a very punchable face) exchanging an air kiss, which is definitely gay.
bow ties are cool
bow ties are very cool.
I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Fezzes are very cool.
I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool
At this point flat fronted khakis or jeans are, like, totally gay.
I don’t understand how Mariachis are in any way “gay looking”. They are the pinnacle of manliness in Mexico.
Uhmm, because they totally aree.? They probably go have sex with each other when they’re done playing the musiccxD
I can hear your screechy little voice just by seeing the way you type.
The 17th century had pics from 3 different centurys wtf
When homophobia –that is, sheer fear in one self’s lack of masculinity- runs amok, everything different from an angry bearded man covered in the blood of some other human being is gay. If that other human is a deflowered woman, double plus security granted, not gay, at the very last.
Glaring omission – high school wrestling
Love the banana one – oh, and you forgot to put in anything to do with the navy and being stuck out on a boat for months on end -that is really gay…
uh, David Bowie is a little bit gay, dudes.
How is drinking tea gay?
Knowing the difference between pictures from the 15th, 16th or 17th Century is totally gay
<3
why puttin looks gay?
BOWTIES are not gay. Wearing a bowtie is a surefire way to look WAY more attractive. Also, bowties are cool.
Did you really include Henry VIII as a 17th century king?
Ok so King Henry VIII was 16th century….just saying
Yay for perpetuating essentialized ideas of homosexuality! Heterosexism and homophobia come in many forms and I’m staring right at one.
I could agree with some of these,but, wearing a bow tie and loving your pet has nothing to do with being gay. So according to this article we should hate our pets and just go out and kill them huh ? This article is complete garbage
Very homophobic, incredibly unfunny.
Crossing your legs tight is GAYER than a bag of dicks !!
It just means you have no use anymore for your balls !! LOL
And having your nutsack squeezed won’t even hut…!! so WTF