Top 10 Things Overheard on the Titanic the Day it Sank

10. “Has anyone seen my binoculars?” – Lookout

9. “The first thing I’m going to do when we get to America is learn how to swim.” – Honeymooner

8. “The Titanic has some of the greatest advanced technologies of this day and age. If this boat ever sinks, I’ll eat my hat.” – Shipbuilder

7. “Excuse me, deckhand, I’d like to request a room change. Do you have anything that isn’t flooded with water?” – Industrialist

6. “Turn off that iceberg report and come help me with this crossword puzzle.” – Captain

5. “Well, I don’t see how this day could get any worse.” – passenger upon hearing the kitchen was out of clam chowder.

4. “Lifeboats, Shmifeboats” – unknown passenger

3. “Sign the will? Oh honey, it’s late. I’ll just do it in the morning.” – wealthy dowager

2. “AAAAUUUUUUGGHHH!” – various passengers

1. “I’m king of the world!!” – drifter/artist

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5 Responses to Top 10 Things Overheard on the Titanic the Day it Sank

  1. Funnyside says:

    Favourite is #5

    #11 “Archibald, you must try this chocolate cake. It’s drowning in chocolate. Absolutely exquisite. ” – Baroness

  2. Reannon says:

    Ha! You’re hilarious.

    I love numbers 9 and 5, they made me laugh-out-loud.

    # 12. “I’m so glad we didn’t waste our money on buying those water wings for the kids. They haven’t gone swimming all week.”

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