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Gold stuff. I should use the jellyfish chart for our upcoming beach trip.
Hilarious. Do you have similar charts on how, say, Middle Managers spend the day?
Those are some terribly interesting findings! I think I’m probably a combination between Lion and Elephant. Good choice I reckon. The Panda chart is very true, too. Everyone should find Pandas adorable. Maybe not to the stage where you kill one brutally before realising what it actually is like Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder.
I love it but you forgot velociraptors, or perhaps you were afraid they would find out you’ve been watching them…
This made me smile. Love the charts.
Thank you. Now I know I am a lioness (minus the gazelle part):)
I love it. ;DDDD
Do you think that spiders spend more than .1% of their time telling farmers how terrific other animals are? I mean just cause Charlotte and Wilbur got all the publicity it doesn’t mean there aren’t others out there.
Great! But don’t spiders also spend a lot of time scaring people like Miss Muffet?
This is the best thing I have seen all day. But only because I’m a Panda Bear.
wow.. absolutely loved this stuff.
I’m a spider, and I call assure you that we also spend a little time each day looking for places inside your house to build our webs.
LOVE IT!!! Love pandas!
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I love it, it´s so funny and i love the charts
I like pandas too, woohoo!
And I never knew that lions were really that lazy.
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Do you use Excel to make all your charts?
I actually use a free online graph generator. it’s the first link that pops up in google when you search “pie chart generator”
Cute LOL I love the Lions LOL and the gazelle what a fun post!
Some days my schedule is the same as the elephants’…
I prefer the lion overall.
What a great blog, I really enjoyed reading
Luv this! A monkey cart would be interesting, I bet . .
Awww…. This made my day,
PS, have you thought about getting a Facebook button on here so it’s easy to share your posts with friends on facebook. Just a suggestion. If you’re anti-facebook or there is already a button that does that and I have failed to see it, just ignore this,
Great idea. Wish I could, but it’s hard to code the FB button when hosted by WordPress. I’ll look into it though.
What an adorable panda!
Spiders suddenly scuttle across the floor from nowhere and scare. I’d put that at around 50%
Or a monkey chart, either one . .
I like this – very funny
Oh, dear lord, that’s great. I do, however, believe that 72% of a spider’s time is spent stalking humans. Paranoid? Perhaps.
Hahaha! Still laughing over the spider and jellfish charts.
hahaha! that was tricky! I was too engrossed when things started to get phony. brilliant idea though! cheers!
You made me snicker out loud, that’s rare when it comes to me reading something d: thanks!
Very clever and well done. Cheers
this is great! i shall do my best to become a tiger… or an elephant… or a bear…
super cute! I am half the tendencies of the lion and the other half is all elephant
I’m a cross between the Jelly Fish and the Panda – I can ruin your day, but I promise to do it adorably.
This is great.
This is really funny :)) love it
not forgetting!! LOL!!
Good stuff…. Do you have same data about Girls?
this made me smile
Nice. Here’s some more animals going about their typical days, if you’re interested…
aww- I love it!!! Put a smile on my face this morning!
nice.so u have info. of some more animals?
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Ah bless, it’s funny because it’s true!
aaw~~ cute and cuddly!!
oh I would like to see a chart for an owl!
Soo funny! The elephant not forgetting made me crack up first. The rest followed
HI! THIS IS GUD, BUT I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT DOGS TOO!
haha. no wonder i never managed to get a single sight of lion in the zoo. stupid animal. always sleeping
Ridiculous! Love the jellyfish bit.
Ahhh The Panda is cool
Great post… It’s funny how animals have their own routines, our golden retriever has his day down to a science, it’s like clockwork. AND, he sleeps most of it.
Now I wonder what does polly wolly doodle all day?
I can only conclude that my life would be a whole lot better and more restful if I were a panda bear. Here’s to low expectations!
Border collies spend the 95% of the day not devoted to herding cattle making charts. Anal-retentive bastards.
ahaha this is very funny. i was laughing through it all. ohhhh and this is so verrry true because pandas are adorable! i love it.
I had no idea that jellyfish are the sloths of the sea. That makes me dislike them even more.
What about cows???
Thanks for the smile. Lol.
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